the best story ever told, by two people.

weird.

Fred always liked eating apples

but he knew these apples were dangerous



they were found in nuclear waste



so he took a second to gather his thoughts...........



he took a few deep breaths, was tempted to eat these apples because he loved them so much


so he just did it, he ate them! these toxic apples were inside of him now and there was no turning back


he walked home through alleys, dark, and felt a weird rumble in his tummy


he was starting to get really concerned, he was late for class, he had eaten toxic apples, and the button on his pants was hanging by one last thread.


the button on his pants fell off, his stomach was starting to glow greenish yellow, and he was like fuck it i'm not going to class


he started laughing. he was so fed up with life. all he could do was laugh. "why me" he thought. "why today"


his laughter turned into fright, he suddenly had to poop really badly and was 4 blocks from home!


he looked around............no one. he squatted, began the poo, and then............"HEY MAN WHAT THE HELL, YOUR SICK!!!" SOMEONE WAS THERE, YELLING AT HIM!


As the woman yelled, they both looked down to see that his poo was glowing red and started turning into little poop people


THE LITTLE POOP PEOPLE WERE ALL SCREAMING IN THEIR LITTLE POOP VOICES ABOUT HOW BADLY THEY WANTED APPLES

the screaming lady got frightened and left, so Fred and the little poop people went to the market to get some apples

and they ran into the one person fred never wanted to see again............


his ex lover whom he found out was a transvestite later in their relationship


he lost his temper and said"hows the penis!"


she replied, "Fred you know i got that shit taken care of, I turned that shit into a vagina... its called fucking surgery"


he said"wow you have horrible potty-mouth, sorry to have upset you."


you know dis..... i have always been like this love it or not dick